21 Funny Questions You Can Ask A Girl

1. What is your Final Destination?

2. How many Yo Mama jokes do you know?

3. What do you scream when in a roller coaster?

4. Why doesn't Batman smile?

5. If Mickey Mouse has two legs, then which duck has two legs?

6. How do you think the wolves taught Mowgli to speak English?

7. Do you think Noah took every animal on the Ark? [If yes] Where were the beavers?

8. Can a dog pet a dog? [If no] How does Goofy pet Pluto?

9. Does Bruce Wayne get a sore throat every time he becomes Batman?

10. What becomes of Jacob Black's pants when he transforms into a wolf?

11. Why do Tom and Jerry run around the house with no clothes on, but wear clothes while on a beach?

12. Do you think curiosity could have killed the cat, if the cat were a scientist?

13. Do you swear at yourself if you do something stupid?

14. When did you realize that Santa wasn't real?

15. Do you have a horrible boss? [If yes] How would you take revenge on him/her if given an opportunity?

16. Which horror movies that you watched, turned out to be funny instead of scary?

17. Have you ever tried imitating a monkey or a chimp while looking at yourself in a mirror?

18. If a guy dates his girlfriend's twin sister, would that be called cheating?

19. How does an amnesiac remember that he is suffering from a memory loss?

20. Will Ted Mosby ever tell his children how he met their mother?

21. If you were invisible, then what naughty things would you like to do?