Tuesday, March 26, 2013

21 Funny Questions You Can Ask A Girl


1. What is your Final Destination?

2. How many Yo Mama jokes do you know?

3. What do you scream when in a roller coaster?

4. Why doesn't Batman smile?

5. If Mickey Mouse has two legs, then which duck has two legs?

6. How do you think the wolves taught Mowgli to speak English?

7. Do you think Noah took every animal on the Ark? [If yes] Where were the beavers?

8. Can a dog pet a dog? [If no] How does Goofy pet Pluto?

9. Does Bruce Wayne get a sore throat every time he becomes Batman?

10. What becomes of Jacob Black's pants when he transforms into a wolf?

11. Why do Tom and Jerry run around the house with no clothes on, but wear clothes while on a beach?

12. Do you think curiosity could have killed the cat, if the cat were a scientist?

13. Do you swear at yourself if you do something stupid?

14. When did you realize that Santa wasn't real?

15. Do you have a horrible boss? [If yes] How would you take revenge on him/her if given an opportunity?

16. Which horror movies that you watched, turned out to be funny instead of scary?

17. Have you ever tried imitating a monkey or a chimp while looking at yourself in a mirror?

18. If a guy dates his girlfriend's twin sister, would that be called cheating?

19. How does an amnesiac remember that he is suffering from a memory loss?

20. Will Ted Mosby ever tell his children how he met their mother?

21. If you were invisible, then what naughty things would you like to do?

21 Romantic Questions You Can Ask A Girl


Was your mother admiring the portrait of Mona Lisa when you were born?

Are marriages really made in heaven?

What is your idea about infidelity in romantic relationships?

If you get a chance to date a celebrity, who would it be?

What turns you off in a guy?

How would you describe your beautiful smile in 3 words?

Have you ever walked in on anyone who was in a compromising situation with another person?

Are you waiting for your Mr. Perfect?

Did you have a crush on anyone when you were a child?

What do you think is the best romantic question to ask a guy who is single?

Can you name 5 of your favorite romantic novels?

Can you list 5 most common romantic cliches used in movies?

What is your idea about the perfect love letter?

What type of music do you find the most romantic?

Is first love the truest love?

What was the best pick up line used on you, and what was the worst?

What mustn't a guy do on his first date?

Is flirting the first step to a successful relationship?

Have you ever stalked a hot guy in your college?

Have you ever been stalked by a hot guy in your college?

What do you think I should ask you right now?

21 General Questions You Can Ask A Girl


1. Who is your favorite R&B artist?

2. What would you do, if for one day you get to be a guy?

3. Are you a good cook?

4. What is your idea about having an imaginary friend during childhood?

5. Have you ever got into a row with a complete stranger?

6. Which song do you sing the most in the shower?

7. Have you ever performed a solo for an audience?

8. Do you like crime fictions? [If yes] Which crime writer's work do you admire the most?

9. Have you ever flirted with the idea of writing a novel?

10. What would you do first, if you get marooned on an island?

11. What's your favorite sitcom?

12. Do you think that Martians may be more intelligent than us?

13. How many times have you witnessed a street fight?

14. What movies do you watch when you are bored?

15. Do you have a blog? [If yes] What subjects do you like blogging about?

16. Can you recall how your first grade teacher looked like?

17. Do you imitate others in front of friends or when alone?

18. Which movie have you watched more than 10 times?

19. What's your favorite musical instrument?

20. How many languages are you familiar with?

21. How do you spend your Sundays?